Improve Your Health with a Good Laugh

December 4, 2015

Everyone says that laughter is the best medicine. Residents at Piedmont Crossing believe that is true. The content below was taken from a resident newsletter.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I'm reading a book about gravity. I can't put it down.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

He used to be a banker, but he lost interest.

She took a job in a bakery because she kneaded dough.

Velcro- what a rip-off!

 

A few more....

 

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it, like, five or six times, just to be sure, you know.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

I named my dog "5 Miles" so I could say to my friends...."I walked 5 miles today."

Good Mom's let you lick the beaters; great Mom's turn the mixer off first.

Residents at Piedmont Crossing enjoy having a good laugh! They embrace life by living each day to the fullest. You'll often find residents enjoying yoga sessions, art classes and gathering for parties or socials. For more information about Piedmont Crossing and to find out how you can start living life to the fullest, contact Blair White at 336.474.3605. www.piedmontcrossing.org